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“Jim, you’re 6’11 and you weigh 90 pounds, Gumby has a better body than you. Boom. Roasted. Dwight, you’re a kiss-ass. Boom. Roasted. Pam, you failed art school. Boom. Roasted. Meredith, you’ve slept with so many guys you’re starting to look like one. Boom. Roasted. Kevin, I can’t decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke. Boom. Roasted. Creed, your teeth called, your breath stinks. Boom. Roasted. Angela where’s Angela? Whoa there you are, I didn’t see you there behind that grain of rice. Boom. Roasted. Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom. Roasted. Oscar, you’re gay. … Andy, Cornell called, they think you suck. And you’re gayer than Oscar. Boom. Roasted. Alright. Alright everybody, you know I kid, you know I kid. You guys are the reason I went into the paper business, so, uh, goodnight, God bless, God bless America, and get home safe.”
—Micheal Scott (The Office)
Who inspires YOU the most? :)
I just realized how tough this question actually is - but I have to say my mom. She’s a strong woman, no doubt about it. Even my sisters are amazed that she raised four sons and three daughters during some tough times. There is always drama stirring in my family, but my mom manages to cool it down - she’s basically the mediator. Another thing that appeals to me is her personality: her ability to be quick on her feet and always have something funny to say. She always manages to put a smile on my face. Plus, you have to admit - family comes first and my mom drilled that into my head. Ever weekend we have a big family gathering, and my mom is always the most excited for them! She loves being around her children and is proud of us all. Plus, she’s always there when I need her: cooking advice, friendship advice, whatever it is - my mom knows best and I hope to be as a great of a mother as she was for me.
