February 2012
“Stop, before I break you like an egg.”
What.. I think my three-year-old niece just threatened me.
January 2012
気持ちを言葉にすることができない。 きもちをことばにすることができない。 I can’t put my feelings into words.
Your heart knows things your mind can't explain.
I have a silent friendship with so many of you omg we never talk but we always like/reblog each other and I just love you from a distance jkdhgd
I hate when you go to a store.. See a rack full of beautiful clothes. Then realize you can’t afford to buy anything at that store, not even a sock.
Okay, I don't even watch TV that much
pochamarama:
but if that JC Penny commercial with the woman shrieking at coupons comes on one more time, I swear I’m going to shank someone
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
Be like the flower that gives its fragrance to even the hand that crushes it.
– Imam Ali (as)
plightforexistence replied to your post: its funny that you think you’re funny when you’re not.
lol its two
Glad that someone was willing to correct my misspelling of “ass hole.” Thank you! Now I will remember it’s two words. :D *high fives*
Anonymous asked: its funny that you think you're funny when you're not.
Anonymous asked: how old are you ?
I'm positive that my brain just trolled me..
I’m in the shower and my eyes were closed. My brain suddenly decides to creep me out by telling me, “Hey, ya know, your eyes could be closed and there could be a monster or some freaky thing right in front of you and you won’t even know.”
I opened up my eyes and then I remembered I had shampoo on my head. So I just burned my eyes because of my paranoid brain. I kid you not...
number1bossbitch-deactivated201 asked: Thanks for the follow! :)
Thank you guys who asked me questions. It was fun while it lasted. :D
Now I gotta go do some homework and do that wee-wee essay.
*sobs* I’ll be fine. Just don’t forget me while I’m gone.
tumblr beginner: Tumblr occupies the time that could be spent on friends and family.
tumblr addict: Friends and family occupy the time that could be spent on tumblr.
icedfrappu asked: don't be silly~ i bet you're super super pretty :0